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Tom Araya
08-22-2006, 06:37 PM
August 22 is about over, just 4 1/2 hours (6 1/2 hours in LA) to avoid being nuked by Iran:

http://thismodernworld.com/3083

(And CNN is the bastion of liberalness? Are you kidding me?)
oldtimer
08-22-2006, 07:39 PM
I can't talk now.......I'm taking the family to someplace that Iran won't nuke....


OK,,,,don't tell anyone, but The Man is relocating to NIXA MO. Safest place in the US, no one will bomb that place. New seat of US power, will temporarially be based at Lamberts.
Tom Araya
08-23-2006, 03:00 AM
Well it's 4 AM here in Missouri now; we only have a couple of more hours until the Aleutian Islands are in the clear. We survived another August 22 w/o Iran nuking us.
oldtimer
08-23-2006, 06:15 AM
Well it's 4 AM here in Missouri now; we only have a couple of more hours until the Aleutian Islands are in the clear. We survived another August 22 w/o Iran nuking us.

Well, I am glad that is over.......Relocating back to the home front.....NIXA is back in plastic rap until next threat of the end of world.
Denmom
08-23-2006, 08:56 AM
oldtimer, that is why that "75 sink hole" mysteriously showed up in Nixa. So people could hide in it.



















The problem is, Nixa people didn't realize that it can't help them in a nuclear attack. So get your butt out of that hole and take your family home.
oldtimer
08-23-2006, 10:28 AM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e291/oldtimer1/Funny/nixanuclearbunker2.jpg
Tom Araya
08-23-2006, 12:03 PM
Now that's funny!
oldtimer
08-23-2006, 12:23 PM
Now that's funny!

Thank you!
Tom Araya
08-23-2006, 12:27 PM
But I'm guessing that because they have a sign the bunker isn't so secret anymore!
MG_Grievous
08-23-2006, 03:49 PM
http://www.algonet.se/~anki-p/tupp.jpg http://twofeetin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lollypop.JPG
oldtimer
08-23-2006, 04:30 PM
http://www.algonet.se/~anki-p/tupp.jpg http://twofeetin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lollypop.JPG

OK......help me out here?
MG_Grievous
08-23-2006, 04:41 PM
http://images6.theimagehosting.com/albums/12054/bang%20head2.gif
fudge tunnel
08-23-2006, 04:43 PM
http://www.algonet.se/~anki-p/tupp.jpg http://twofeetin.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/lollypop.JPG

OK......help me out here?

One is a cock, the other is a sucker..... :roll:
Tom Araya
08-23-2006, 05:04 PM
Glenn Beck is a lot of things, but I'm fairly certain Mormonism forbids the placing of two such pictures side by side.

(Congrats on 4,000 posts, Fudge!)