Loethen
06-15-2006, 10:05 PM
Branson sucks, not the wrestling team ont the coaches the town. It is blight on southwest missouri. As my Boss said Branson is just like Vegas, if Donnie and Marie ran Vegas.
1. The Old People-- The come in droves, and all summer they clog up HWY 65 with their tour buses, It takes my forver to get him from work beacuse the traffic is so packed on 65.
2. The old people again. When people find out I live in Ozark, they alwayas ask, do you eat at Lamberts. I have to say no, because all the old F****s heading down to Branson feel they have to stop at Lamberts, so they bring them in in droves on the tour bus, The old SOBs don't mind waiting 3 hours to eat, what else do they have to do. Normal people on the other hand have to get back to work or have a life somewhere else. I have eaten at Lamberts one time in 5 years. Thank you old coggers.
3. The old people (I swear the last time on the old people) you can't drive around Branson, outside of athletic events I have been there once. My God, the only worse than 65 is trying to drive threw a city of rubbernecking althzemiers carriers.
4. Branson Blocks any access to AR. I have to travel to Little Rock once a month for business. Guess were you have to drive through? Branson. The greedy SOBs won't build a round around the city, oh no you have drive right through it, in case you get the whim to go see Yakov or something.
5. Speaking of Yakov, what kind of city has a whole theater dedicated to Yakov Smirnof. When that left wing pinko commie bastard isn't filling my airwaves with that awfull song on every commercial brake during the news. I Have look it his bill boards no less then 10 times on the way home. "My name is Yakov I live in Brnason you can call me on my dime, if you want laugh your Yakov call the Yakov ticket line" I hear that at leat 5 times a day, radio, TV Yakov is everywhere... thank you Branson.
6. The Yakov theater over looks the JR High/High school. Only in Branson would a 90ft billbaord of an ex russian pedophile looking SOB would over look the highschool.
7. you know it must suck to live there because both the Branson wrestling coaches live in Ozark.
8. Pam Tillis, that down sysdrome grin of hers I get to see every 10 miles or so on her bill boards on the way home.
9. The boat show, only in Branson is it qulaity entertainment to have sme gay guy in a pink jacket with two little dogs tell jokes and try make his dogs talk.
10. I promised not to mention the old people again.
I like the wrestling team I am friends with the coaches down there, but i hate the city with a passion. I have several more issues with true redneck riveria but I am sick of typing
1. The Old People-- The come in droves, and all summer they clog up HWY 65 with their tour buses, It takes my forver to get him from work beacuse the traffic is so packed on 65.
2. The old people again. When people find out I live in Ozark, they alwayas ask, do you eat at Lamberts. I have to say no, because all the old F****s heading down to Branson feel they have to stop at Lamberts, so they bring them in in droves on the tour bus, The old SOBs don't mind waiting 3 hours to eat, what else do they have to do. Normal people on the other hand have to get back to work or have a life somewhere else. I have eaten at Lamberts one time in 5 years. Thank you old coggers.
3. The old people (I swear the last time on the old people) you can't drive around Branson, outside of athletic events I have been there once. My God, the only worse than 65 is trying to drive threw a city of rubbernecking althzemiers carriers.
4. Branson Blocks any access to AR. I have to travel to Little Rock once a month for business. Guess were you have to drive through? Branson. The greedy SOBs won't build a round around the city, oh no you have drive right through it, in case you get the whim to go see Yakov or something.
5. Speaking of Yakov, what kind of city has a whole theater dedicated to Yakov Smirnof. When that left wing pinko commie bastard isn't filling my airwaves with that awfull song on every commercial brake during the news. I Have look it his bill boards no less then 10 times on the way home. "My name is Yakov I live in Brnason you can call me on my dime, if you want laugh your Yakov call the Yakov ticket line" I hear that at leat 5 times a day, radio, TV Yakov is everywhere... thank you Branson.
6. The Yakov theater over looks the JR High/High school. Only in Branson would a 90ft billbaord of an ex russian pedophile looking SOB would over look the highschool.
7. you know it must suck to live there because both the Branson wrestling coaches live in Ozark.
8. Pam Tillis, that down sysdrome grin of hers I get to see every 10 miles or so on her bill boards on the way home.
9. The boat show, only in Branson is it qulaity entertainment to have sme gay guy in a pink jacket with two little dogs tell jokes and try make his dogs talk.
10. I promised not to mention the old people again.
I like the wrestling team I am friends with the coaches down there, but i hate the city with a passion. I have several more issues with true redneck riveria but I am sick of typing