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Loethen
06-15-2006, 10:05 PM
Branson sucks, not the wrestling team ont the coaches the town. It is blight on southwest missouri. As my Boss said Branson is just like Vegas, if Donnie and Marie ran Vegas.

1. The Old People-- The come in droves, and all summer they clog up HWY 65 with their tour buses, It takes my forver to get him from work beacuse the traffic is so packed on 65.

2. The old people again. When people find out I live in Ozark, they alwayas ask, do you eat at Lamberts. I have to say no, because all the old F****s heading down to Branson feel they have to stop at Lamberts, so they bring them in in droves on the tour bus, The old SOBs don't mind waiting 3 hours to eat, what else do they have to do. Normal people on the other hand have to get back to work or have a life somewhere else. I have eaten at Lamberts one time in 5 years. Thank you old coggers.

3. The old people (I swear the last time on the old people) you can't drive around Branson, outside of athletic events I have been there once. My God, the only worse than 65 is trying to drive threw a city of rubbernecking althzemiers carriers.

4. Branson Blocks any access to AR. I have to travel to Little Rock once a month for business. Guess were you have to drive through? Branson. The greedy SOBs won't build a round around the city, oh no you have drive right through it, in case you get the whim to go see Yakov or something.

5. Speaking of Yakov, what kind of city has a whole theater dedicated to Yakov Smirnof. When that left wing pinko commie bastard isn't filling my airwaves with that awfull song on every commercial brake during the news. I Have look it his bill boards no less then 10 times on the way home. "My name is Yakov I live in Brnason you can call me on my dime, if you want laugh your Yakov call the Yakov ticket line" I hear that at leat 5 times a day, radio, TV Yakov is everywhere... thank you Branson.

6. The Yakov theater over looks the JR High/High school. Only in Branson would a 90ft billbaord of an ex russian pedophile looking SOB would over look the highschool.

7. you know it must suck to live there because both the Branson wrestling coaches live in Ozark.

8. Pam Tillis, that down sysdrome grin of hers I get to see every 10 miles or so on her bill boards on the way home.

9. The boat show, only in Branson is it qulaity entertainment to have sme gay guy in a pink jacket with two little dogs tell jokes and try make his dogs talk.

10. I promised not to mention the old people again.


I like the wrestling team I am friends with the coaches down there, but i hate the city with a passion. I have several more issues with true redneck riveria but I am sick of typing

MG_Grievous
06-15-2006, 10:07 PM
YES!!! A RANT!! :supz:



I love these. =D>

RP-in-Nebraska
06-15-2006, 10:08 PM
That settles it. Branson sucks because they have old people, Russians, and people with Downs Syndrome.

MG_Grievous
06-15-2006, 10:09 PM
RP, after reading this, do you still want me to pick up that info for you? :)

MG_Grievous
06-15-2006, 10:11 PM
Please do 11-20. [-o<

These things remind me of Family Guy, where Peter goes on TV and does his "You know what grinds my gears?" segment.



And speaking of Ozark, is that Godfather's Pizza up and running?

RP-in-Nebraska
06-15-2006, 10:13 PM
Yes. I like old people. They don't scare me. Pink shirts and dogs I can avoid. If I see somebody with Downs Syndrome, I'll simply smile and say hello. As long as the Russians are serving vodka and obeying the rules, they can stay as long as they want.

MG_Grievous
06-15-2006, 10:16 PM
Yes. I like old people. They don't scare me.

You haven't seen them drive on 65 Highway, about 5-15 miles north of Branson. I swear they run people off the road at least once a week.

Denmom
06-15-2006, 10:46 PM
everyone (old and young) drives that fast because there is so much traffic there

fowler
06-16-2006, 07:19 AM
:lol:

Denmom
06-16-2006, 08:10 AM
I always go after Christmas, they isn't near as many people there then but when a show lets out, forget it, you're not going to fast.

Thfzn
06-16-2006, 09:42 AM
Combat,

Tell us how you really feel.

Denmom
06-16-2006, 11:14 AM
to summarize it:

Combat hates old people, Yakov, Pam Tillis, and gay people with dogs. Those are all included in Branson so if you feel the same way, stay out of Branson.


Good thing you don't live close to Las Vegas

MG_Grievous
06-16-2006, 03:02 PM
Traffic is bad down here already, and it's not even Friday evening yet.

I hope they all know it's supposed to thunderstorm all weekend. :lol:

oldtimer
06-16-2006, 05:51 PM
I like Branson.....of course I'm only down there once a year. Now of the things Combat mentioned brother me. Now the traffic is something.....I tried to stay off the main drag.

Tom Araya
06-16-2006, 09:11 PM
RP, be sure to get a good map of B-town b4 u go to avoid the main drag. You can actually get across town in a reasonable amount of time if you stay away from the old people/gay people w/dogs/Russian pedophiles/people with Down's driving around the main drag queuing up to get into the Ripley's museum. . .