Advice on a Chipper

[oldtimer]

Has anyone purchased one of those leaf and stick chippers? I going to get one and have only had experience with the big ones you rent.

[MG_Grievous]

Last year, I killed someone, stuffed them in my trunk for two weeks, then used a woodchipper to discard the evidence.

[oldtimer]

Was this up in Fargo?

[MG_Grievous]

It was last year on the OT. :)

[lovekc]

Why don't you do this instead? I saw it today at the Jewel Box, and one they were making at Earth Day Sunday. Very lovely.
http://stlouis.missouri.org/citygov/new ... stival.htm (http://stlouis.missouri.org/citygov/newsgram/tulip-festival.htm)

[Denmom]

lovekc, I went to the jewell box a couple weekends ago. Love the tulips. Treehuggers were cute but wasn't impressed with the Jewell Box itself.

[lovekc]

Today was the first time I've been in a few years and it SUCKS! The waterfall is gone, the islands of plants are gone, and it is hella lame. I was married there in 95, and it was absolutely breathtaking. Now it's a glorified shed. very sad.

[oldtimer]

Lovekc,

I have enough to put a tree hugger in every park in the north. I'd think I ground it up and send it back to nature.

[Denmom]

wood chipper. I have a woodpecker, isn't that about the same. Right now I have about four trees that he is killing. Is it against the law to shoot them because someone told me I couldn't? Or can I play dumb and say I didn't know it was a wood pecker?

[oldtimer]

Have an under aged kid shot it. It won't go on his record once they turn 18.