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RP-in-Nebraska
02-09-2006, 02:00 PM
Class 5 District 6 Seeding.
There is only one weight class for this district – the Weight-And-See Division!


1. Bob Pollock (10-0)
16. RankingCommittee(1-13)

9. Randy Reversal (20-17)
8. Fowler(21-16)

5. Eagle1 (30-7)
12. MLundy (15-22)

13. Howellfan (9-13)
4. The Godfather(24-4)


3. Frank the Tank (8-1)
14. Moderator 1 (3-7)

11. LoveKC (11-11)
6. Vanilla Gorilla (30-9)

7. KLHill (18-10)
10. Combat Wrestler (17-17)

15. c brooks (0-0)
2. Obnoxio (37-3)

Now, time for the unfair and completely incorrect analysis:

Top-seeded Bob Pollock is the Zach Bailey of this group and he’s going for his 4th MoWrestling.com District 6 championship. He’s hoping that his carpal tunnel syndrome injury that he is suffering won’t hurt his post-season performance. Both his finger problems and 4 new keyboards in the past year are a result of the overwhelming amount of data he has compiled. In the opening round, he’ll duke it out against the always fair but never balanced Ranking Committee. The remarkably similar posting styles of these two opponents means one thing only……there are no losers in this match.

Obnoxio Da Clown has earned the number 2 seed for this district. His tough posting has impressed Dateline NBC and a$$-hats alike. His legendary predictions, not to mention addictions, keep him near the top of the crop. His opponent is none other than the self-proclaimed 23-time national adult wrestling champion from Fulton, 15th seeded C Brooks. It’s hard to say anything good about this man that he hasn’t already said……so I won’t. Prediction: ODC gives a roasting to C Brooks zealous boasting.

Coming in at the number 3 seed is Franky T Tanky. Frank is an enigma these days since he makes himself scarce. But, when he wants to be, he’s among the best that there is. And folks, let me tell ya, he’ll want to be good for this long anticipated rematch with Moderator 1. Mod 1 takes the underdog role in this match even though he played crucial role in the exile of Frank. While driving around in a Chevy Trailblazer, Mod 1 has the upper hand – but this match won’t happen in a Blazer. Frank wins in this revenge match.

The 4th seed belongs to none other than The Godfather with a capital T. This young man is entertaining and easily amused. His one shortcoming is his lack of knowledge concerning 1960’s sit coms. In this battle of Howells, he’s paired up against seed # 13, Howellfan – the second best poster on this site to ever go to school at UMR. He’s serious and reserved but he’s not afraid to bring it. His motto “You mess wit da Fan, I open a can!” I feel that The Godfather should win this one by making Howellfan an offer he can’t refuse. H-fan’s only chance to beat him is by singing the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies in hopes that The Godfather will lose concentration by trying to figure out where he’s heard that song before.

Eagle1 takes the slot for the number 5 seed in this district. His eagle eye for finding humorous quotes and using them in his signature line, and his off-season, off-topic, off-the-wall commentary has earned him this honor. This high-flying poster will battle 12th seeded Mlundy – the quintessential “nice guy” from Lee’s Summit. I don’t believe these two warriors have ever met so this match-up is anyone’s guess!

The 6th slot is occupied by the thrilla from Manilla – Vanilla Gorilla. Known for his grappling concepts, he’s taught a few lessons in his time. He’s a slippery little primate that can wiggle his way out of a tight grasp. His concepts have been known to teach the likes of Louden a thing or two about Judo. LoveKC, at the number 11 seed is looking to put the voodoo on her opponents. This witch (no pun intended) will boil two cauldrons at the same time – one will be a delicious gourmet meal and the other a magical potion to foil her foes. This one looks to be close, people, but the slippery King Kong wannabe will have the advantage.

KLHill , the hammer of grammar, the bomb-sheller of the bad speller, is seeded 7th. Make no mistakes about it……seriously, double check your spelling and make no mistakes……or this 4th grade spelling bee champ will lay it all on the line to ensure your work is graded! Speaking of champs, the Helias Crusader himself, Combat Wrestler takes the 10 spot. Be careful not to speak highly of your school, or any other school for that matter. When Combat’s around, you’d better forget the rest because Helias is the best! As Combat Wrestler searches for the glory days gone by, he hopes to get a victory by posting faster than KL can correct him. This should be a barn burner!

Finally, Fowler the Platte County Prowler is in at number 8. Though he has more posts under an alias, this is one dedicated dude. He’s second to some, he ranks for fun, and he hopes that his kid will be number one! He’s got one thing to say to Randy……RUN! Randy Reversal, that is. This All Reversal Team innovator will not be mistaken for an imitator. The ART gives props to the tops and to the wrestlers that don’t stops. Look for a mild upset in this evenly matched 8 vs. 9 showdown.

MG_Grievous
02-09-2006, 02:02 PM
3. Frank the Tank (8-1)
14. Moderator 1 (3-7)


It's the aNIMAL fornication pic-master vs the a$$-hat.



15. c brooks (0-0)
2. Obnoxio (37-3)

Clown vs clown

eagle1
02-09-2006, 02:30 PM
30-7, thanks :D


Must be a slow day at work RP.

legrider
02-09-2006, 03:05 PM
Eagle you must of had a lot of forfeits this year! :-D

fowler
02-09-2006, 03:20 PM
Float like a butterfly,,,sting like a bee,,,this things between RP and me!!! :axe: :smt075 :smt062

eagle1
02-09-2006, 03:48 PM
Eagle you must of had a lot of forfeits this year! :-D

It's true, many times I've made posts that never got a response. Does that count as a forfeit?


"Eagle1 takes the slot for the number 5 seed in this district. His eagle eye for finding humorous quotes and using them in his signature line"

I just updated it, Just for you RP.

RP-in-Nebraska
02-09-2006, 03:56 PM
30-7, thanks :D


Must be a slow day at work RP.

Okay, okay, already. I assume that last post was directed at me.

Yes it is somewhat slow. Would you believe that I get more done than most of my co-workers even though I post this stuff?.....No?.....Me neither.

Bob Pollock
02-09-2006, 04:02 PM

stillman
02-09-2006, 04:06 PM
Nice work RP, very entertaining, cliche filled, and spelling gets an "A". At least from me, but I'm not KLHill :wink:

MG_Grievous
02-09-2006, 05:13 PM
I look for the drunk In-n-Out burger eating witch to pull the upset.

RP-in-Nebraska
02-09-2006, 06:09 PM
:smt017 co-workers?

Well, people employed by the same company, anyway.

RP-in-Nebraska
02-09-2006, 06:11 PM
Nice work RP, very entertaining, cliche filled, and spelling gets an "A". At least from me, but I'm not KLHill :wink:

The Class 5 District 5 thread has an intentionally misspelled word - but that is some inside humor.

howellfan
02-09-2006, 06:12 PM
When will the district start?

lovekc
02-09-2006, 06:21 PM
I look for the drunk In-n-Out burger eating witch to pull the upset.

you know it, baby!!

klhill
02-09-2006, 06:24 PM
RP, great job! Very funny, excellent spelling, nice use of numerous and humorous grammatical phrases. And I won the spelling bee in 4th AND 6th grades!!

oxman
02-09-2006, 07:22 PM
the Weight-And-See Division!
Potentially dangerous pun!!!!!!...Borderline...illegal.....
8)

fowler
02-10-2006, 05:09 AM
Hey mods,,,,this is a wrestling webpage,,we need some wrestling emoticons! I bet OX has some stached over there somewhere,,as often as he changes avatars. BTW Ox, its district time bring back the PO'D RAT. :smt066 LETS GET IT ON!! :smt093

klhill
02-10-2006, 06:31 AM
Stached?? :roll:

klhill
02-10-2006, 06:35 AM
Strait, RP.

RP-in-Nebraska
02-10-2006, 07:20 AM
Strait, RP.

Yes. Now the question for you is: Do you know why I spelled it like that?

If you do, don't post the reason, PM me.

fudge tunnel
02-10-2006, 07:31 AM
I have a feeling he doesn't....

RP-in-Nebraska
02-10-2006, 08:48 AM
Fudge, I see that you moved out of Retardsandwichville. You moved at just the right time - that place was going downhill fast!

BTW, where, exactly, is Salford's Lads Club?

02-10-2006, 08:56 AM
BTW, where, exactly, is Salford's Lads Club?

I think it's in Corbin Fisher's basement :shock:

fudge tunnel
02-10-2006, 09:01 AM
BTW, where, exactly, is Salford's Lads Club?

:-$

RP-in-Nebraska
02-10-2006, 09:14 AM
I just updated it, Just for you RP.

That quote looks fishy. It looks like somebody took something they thought they heard or something that Bush slightly mispronounced and put it in print to make it look ridiculous. I'd bet he actually said "under siege".

klhill
02-10-2006, 10:51 AM
RP, no I don't know why you spelled it that way. PM me and let me know.

oxman
02-10-2006, 11:34 AM
RP, no I don't know why you spelled it that way. PM me and let me know.Oh!!!....Oh!!!.....I know...I know...Pick me.....!!!.. :)
8)

The Godfather
02-10-2006, 11:51 AM
Pretty good, R Pizzle.

I'm taking Howellfan down...it won't even be close. And I'm gunnin for Old Man Pollock (though he has an unfair match up in the first round). Today I settle all family business...and win the District 6 championship.

eagle1
02-10-2006, 11:59 AM
I just updated it, Just for you RP.

That quote looks fishy. It looks like somebody took something they thought they heard or something that Bush slightly mispronounced and put it in print to make it look ridiculous. I'd bet he actually said "under siege".

NO, I think he meant to say Overseas.

MG_Grievous
02-10-2006, 02:52 PM
[quote="RP-in-Nebraska":6785c]
BTW, where, exactly, is Salford's Lads Club?

I think it's in Corbin Fisher's basement :shock:[/quote:6785c]


What else is in there?

RP-in-Nebraska
02-10-2006, 02:56 PM
What else is in there?

Remember the scene in Pulp Fiction, in the basement with Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames......?

It's like that.

MG_Grievous
02-10-2006, 02:57 PM
*Posts comment that will get thread deleted*

RP-in-Nebraska
02-10-2006, 03:03 PM
Well, Waldo, you asked!

MG_Grievous
02-10-2006, 03:05 PM
Is Rudy down there too?

RP-in-Nebraska
02-10-2006, 03:08 PM
Where else WOULD he be?

MG_Grievous
02-10-2006, 03:11 PM
Ummmmm...with SGA in Massachusetts getting married?

The Godfather
02-12-2006, 12:07 AM
Any results?

sdrblu
02-16-2006, 02:08 AM
The Glory Days of Helias wrestling will return!...plus, it's hard to say the program is "dying"; after all, they won state in '03 and had two state champions in '04...

Vanilla Gorilla
01-04-2008, 11:10 PM
......aaand BUMP

RP-in-Nebraska
01-07-2008, 11:39 AM
Wow, talk about a trip in the Way-Back machine! I like it. :-)

Loethen
01-07-2008, 12:17 PM
This is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever read on MO wrestling. So i will lay down my smack now (all in fun) Hopefully RP will bring this back, kind of like Jim Romes Smack off.


Its true there is only one true, institue if higher learning and wrestling masterhood that is the mighty crusaders from Helias. I am glad RP was finally come to realize this. Comparing some of the so called "high schools" the kid "warehouses" you guys call schools to Helias is like comapring the Yankees to the toledo mudhens. So all you Klingers ( a toledo reference) out in MOwrestling.com nation esp my less than worthy opponent, kneel and kowtow to your master !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :razz: :P :lol:

DJ
01-07-2008, 03:49 PM
Sorry Combat wrestler but wrestling at Helias is in fact very near death and will remain so in the near future. From what I hear a change is needed at the AD level. I hear Hannibal is in even worse shape.

Loethen
01-07-2008, 04:35 PM
The problem is squarley at the AD level. Reinsch is a good coach, but the AD puts all sort of restrictions on practices. Now he (the AD) is making Proposals to MSHSAA to ruin sports for everybody. Since his ideas are so far out in left field I am sure MSHSSA will jump on them.

What happened to Hann. Helias has been in a slow decline Hann seemed to have a heart attack or something this season, I have never seen them with all the opens.