RP-in-Nebraska
02-09-2006, 02:00 PM
Class 5 District 6 Seeding.
There is only one weight class for this district – the Weight-And-See Division!
1. Bob Pollock (10-0)
16. RankingCommittee(1-13)
9. Randy Reversal (20-17)
8. Fowler(21-16)
5. Eagle1 (30-7)
12. MLundy (15-22)
13. Howellfan (9-13)
4. The Godfather(24-4)
3. Frank the Tank (8-1)
14. Moderator 1 (3-7)
11. LoveKC (11-11)
6. Vanilla Gorilla (30-9)
7. KLHill (18-10)
10. Combat Wrestler (17-17)
15. c brooks (0-0)
2. Obnoxio (37-3)
Now, time for the unfair and completely incorrect analysis:
Top-seeded Bob Pollock is the Zach Bailey of this group and he’s going for his 4th MoWrestling.com District 6 championship. He’s hoping that his carpal tunnel syndrome injury that he is suffering won’t hurt his post-season performance. Both his finger problems and 4 new keyboards in the past year are a result of the overwhelming amount of data he has compiled. In the opening round, he’ll duke it out against the always fair but never balanced Ranking Committee. The remarkably similar posting styles of these two opponents means one thing only……there are no losers in this match.
Obnoxio Da Clown has earned the number 2 seed for this district. His tough posting has impressed Dateline NBC and a$$-hats alike. His legendary predictions, not to mention addictions, keep him near the top of the crop. His opponent is none other than the self-proclaimed 23-time national adult wrestling champion from Fulton, 15th seeded C Brooks. It’s hard to say anything good about this man that he hasn’t already said……so I won’t. Prediction: ODC gives a roasting to C Brooks zealous boasting.
Coming in at the number 3 seed is Franky T Tanky. Frank is an enigma these days since he makes himself scarce. But, when he wants to be, he’s among the best that there is. And folks, let me tell ya, he’ll want to be good for this long anticipated rematch with Moderator 1. Mod 1 takes the underdog role in this match even though he played crucial role in the exile of Frank. While driving around in a Chevy Trailblazer, Mod 1 has the upper hand – but this match won’t happen in a Blazer. Frank wins in this revenge match.
The 4th seed belongs to none other than The Godfather with a capital T. This young man is entertaining and easily amused. His one shortcoming is his lack of knowledge concerning 1960’s sit coms. In this battle of Howells, he’s paired up against seed # 13, Howellfan – the second best poster on this site to ever go to school at UMR. He’s serious and reserved but he’s not afraid to bring it. His motto “You mess wit da Fan, I open a can!” I feel that The Godfather should win this one by making Howellfan an offer he can’t refuse. H-fan’s only chance to beat him is by singing the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies in hopes that The Godfather will lose concentration by trying to figure out where he’s heard that song before.
Eagle1 takes the slot for the number 5 seed in this district. His eagle eye for finding humorous quotes and using them in his signature line, and his off-season, off-topic, off-the-wall commentary has earned him this honor. This high-flying poster will battle 12th seeded Mlundy – the quintessential “nice guy” from Lee’s Summit. I don’t believe these two warriors have ever met so this match-up is anyone’s guess!
The 6th slot is occupied by the thrilla from Manilla – Vanilla Gorilla. Known for his grappling concepts, he’s taught a few lessons in his time. He’s a slippery little primate that can wiggle his way out of a tight grasp. His concepts have been known to teach the likes of Louden a thing or two about Judo. LoveKC, at the number 11 seed is looking to put the voodoo on her opponents. This witch (no pun intended) will boil two cauldrons at the same time – one will be a delicious gourmet meal and the other a magical potion to foil her foes. This one looks to be close, people, but the slippery King Kong wannabe will have the advantage.
KLHill , the hammer of grammar, the bomb-sheller of the bad speller, is seeded 7th. Make no mistakes about it……seriously, double check your spelling and make no mistakes……or this 4th grade spelling bee champ will lay it all on the line to ensure your work is graded! Speaking of champs, the Helias Crusader himself, Combat Wrestler takes the 10 spot. Be careful not to speak highly of your school, or any other school for that matter. When Combat’s around, you’d better forget the rest because Helias is the best! As Combat Wrestler searches for the glory days gone by, he hopes to get a victory by posting faster than KL can correct him. This should be a barn burner!
Finally, Fowler the Platte County Prowler is in at number 8. Though he has more posts under an alias, this is one dedicated dude. He’s second to some, he ranks for fun, and he hopes that his kid will be number one! He’s got one thing to say to Randy……RUN! Randy Reversal, that is. This All Reversal Team innovator will not be mistaken for an imitator. The ART gives props to the tops and to the wrestlers that don’t stops. Look for a mild upset in this evenly matched 8 vs. 9 showdown.
There is only one weight class for this district – the Weight-And-See Division!
1. Bob Pollock (10-0)
16. RankingCommittee(1-13)
9. Randy Reversal (20-17)
8. Fowler(21-16)
5. Eagle1 (30-7)
12. MLundy (15-22)
13. Howellfan (9-13)
4. The Godfather(24-4)
3. Frank the Tank (8-1)
14. Moderator 1 (3-7)
11. LoveKC (11-11)
6. Vanilla Gorilla (30-9)
7. KLHill (18-10)
10. Combat Wrestler (17-17)
15. c brooks (0-0)
2. Obnoxio (37-3)
Now, time for the unfair and completely incorrect analysis:
Top-seeded Bob Pollock is the Zach Bailey of this group and he’s going for his 4th MoWrestling.com District 6 championship. He’s hoping that his carpal tunnel syndrome injury that he is suffering won’t hurt his post-season performance. Both his finger problems and 4 new keyboards in the past year are a result of the overwhelming amount of data he has compiled. In the opening round, he’ll duke it out against the always fair but never balanced Ranking Committee. The remarkably similar posting styles of these two opponents means one thing only……there are no losers in this match.
Obnoxio Da Clown has earned the number 2 seed for this district. His tough posting has impressed Dateline NBC and a$$-hats alike. His legendary predictions, not to mention addictions, keep him near the top of the crop. His opponent is none other than the self-proclaimed 23-time national adult wrestling champion from Fulton, 15th seeded C Brooks. It’s hard to say anything good about this man that he hasn’t already said……so I won’t. Prediction: ODC gives a roasting to C Brooks zealous boasting.
Coming in at the number 3 seed is Franky T Tanky. Frank is an enigma these days since he makes himself scarce. But, when he wants to be, he’s among the best that there is. And folks, let me tell ya, he’ll want to be good for this long anticipated rematch with Moderator 1. Mod 1 takes the underdog role in this match even though he played crucial role in the exile of Frank. While driving around in a Chevy Trailblazer, Mod 1 has the upper hand – but this match won’t happen in a Blazer. Frank wins in this revenge match.
The 4th seed belongs to none other than The Godfather with a capital T. This young man is entertaining and easily amused. His one shortcoming is his lack of knowledge concerning 1960’s sit coms. In this battle of Howells, he’s paired up against seed # 13, Howellfan – the second best poster on this site to ever go to school at UMR. He’s serious and reserved but he’s not afraid to bring it. His motto “You mess wit da Fan, I open a can!” I feel that The Godfather should win this one by making Howellfan an offer he can’t refuse. H-fan’s only chance to beat him is by singing the theme song to the Beverly Hillbillies in hopes that The Godfather will lose concentration by trying to figure out where he’s heard that song before.
Eagle1 takes the slot for the number 5 seed in this district. His eagle eye for finding humorous quotes and using them in his signature line, and his off-season, off-topic, off-the-wall commentary has earned him this honor. This high-flying poster will battle 12th seeded Mlundy – the quintessential “nice guy” from Lee’s Summit. I don’t believe these two warriors have ever met so this match-up is anyone’s guess!
The 6th slot is occupied by the thrilla from Manilla – Vanilla Gorilla. Known for his grappling concepts, he’s taught a few lessons in his time. He’s a slippery little primate that can wiggle his way out of a tight grasp. His concepts have been known to teach the likes of Louden a thing or two about Judo. LoveKC, at the number 11 seed is looking to put the voodoo on her opponents. This witch (no pun intended) will boil two cauldrons at the same time – one will be a delicious gourmet meal and the other a magical potion to foil her foes. This one looks to be close, people, but the slippery King Kong wannabe will have the advantage.
KLHill , the hammer of grammar, the bomb-sheller of the bad speller, is seeded 7th. Make no mistakes about it……seriously, double check your spelling and make no mistakes……or this 4th grade spelling bee champ will lay it all on the line to ensure your work is graded! Speaking of champs, the Helias Crusader himself, Combat Wrestler takes the 10 spot. Be careful not to speak highly of your school, or any other school for that matter. When Combat’s around, you’d better forget the rest because Helias is the best! As Combat Wrestler searches for the glory days gone by, he hopes to get a victory by posting faster than KL can correct him. This should be a barn burner!
Finally, Fowler the Platte County Prowler is in at number 8. Though he has more posts under an alias, this is one dedicated dude. He’s second to some, he ranks for fun, and he hopes that his kid will be number one! He’s got one thing to say to Randy……RUN! Randy Reversal, that is. This All Reversal Team innovator will not be mistaken for an imitator. The ART gives props to the tops and to the wrestlers that don’t stops. Look for a mild upset in this evenly matched 8 vs. 9 showdown.